day 025: unemployed

I heard on Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me about the carvings of names in the Senate's desks, so I thought I would leave my mark.

My office took me out to lunch this afternoon and I had prepared My Last Will & Testament for them:

My last will and testament (it’s not that morbid, but I hope you enjoy)
I, pb, on this day 2009.02.13 leave to the following K's the following possessions, feelings, memories. It’s been a pleasure working with you.

rjh:
a capitalized “The” and the letter “b” for the corrections to my many erroneous spellings of The Ohio State University and Robb.
fantasy points for teaching me how to play.

bg: all of our lunches and deep conversations involving religion, politics and world news.

rjh, jr, dm, fl, sup: a fresh brewed pot-o-coffee in the morning

tw: all of my painkillers, because between the two of us we could have a pharmacy. (I don't know if this one was read)

rh: the empty pot of hot water, because it's easier to fill than the coffee pot

dr: all the morning stops at the Starbucks in Malibu and celebrity sightings
all the turkey and cranberry sandwiches from Starbucks

bc: all the “fun” of drafting.
all the punny jokes

dm: all my bike maneuvering skills to avoid all the pot holes and street drains on Santa Monica Blvd.

dw: all the scans
all of my “can you do me a favor?” requests

jr, sup, fl: Payment for every cigarette that I did not pay 0.25 cents, as soon as I find a job. :)

sg: all undiscovered and shared music.

rjh, sup, jr, & dm: all of the sports talk

chalon team: a night off. go home to your significant others.

nm: my kindred spirit
all the :) hours
the k.c. brick pattern ;)
Lola’s

staff: all the computer problems from Fatal Errors to blank out screens

ct: a gallon of gas to make it home.

jr: all my side glances from my desk.
channelsurfing.com
all my forwards, and being forwarded to myself via the 6 degrees of Architects

ls: all of our afternoon talks and positive thinking.
my scale, if it is ever found.
Treasure Island ;)

cq1: this could be a while
the bathroom door that barely closes
all of my gum wielding maneuvers
all of our surprised looks of shock when we remember that we work in a male dominated office. :O
all of our healthy snacks
my chalkboard

whoever takes my desk: don’t ruin the atmosphere...this is the best quad in the office, and please try to keep it tidy. :) ( I don't know if this one was read, either)

sup, dm and mk:
Rivalry Week and the future upsets by UCLA. Go Bruins!!
Rose Bowl: January 4th, 2006
UCLA/USC game: December 2nd, 2006 :)
the USC cheerleader who cheers for the opposing team :)

jr, bc, rjh, sg, tw: the absolute joy of the Monday morning after a USC loss, especially, if it’s to Notre Dame, The OSU, UCLA or Cal

coco: all my rolls of drawings in which you may bury your bones. I filed them away so you’re gonna have to search them out, start by looking under cq and jr’s desk.